moveslikekeithrichards:

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

psychedelicfelon:

hi-imkingdavid:

surprisebitch:

snaacks:

snaacks:

i love hannah montana the movie

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

put this in the MOMA

Like… her face didn’t change. Like she just got a black wig. Y'all really ain’t know it was her?

But then again. Superman and Clark Kent’s only difference is a par of $50 dollar Glasses

Hiding in plain sight, classic espionage shit

kosmicgirl:

loueish:

*crying* you know i’ll be….. your life….. your voice…. your reason to bE.….. my love myy heaRT IS BREATHING FOR THIS!!!!!! MOMENT S!!!!! IN TIME!!! I’LL FIN D HTE WORdS T O SAY!!!. … .. before you leave me toda y

#FLASHING LIGHTS IN MY MIND#GOING BACK TO THE TIME#PLAYING GAMES IN THE STREET#KICKING BALLS WITH MY FE E T#THERES A NUMB IN MY T O E S STANDING CLOSE TO THE EDGE#[slams fists on table]#THERES A PILE OF MY CLOTHES AT THE END OF YOUR BED#AS I FEEL MY SELF FALL#*throws self out window*#MAKE A JOKE OF IT AAAAAAAAAHOHOHOOOLLLLLLL (evancl)

digitaldoggy:

one time this dude was being stupid so i said

“well you can’t spell stupid without u”

and he got really angry and shouted

“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”

and i just stared at him for a rly long time

willow:

Me after finally replying to the six people who messaged me: amazing. I am so great I love getting back to people

Me when they all reply immediately: goodnight for now I’ll get back to you in the next couple days I’m going on vacation with limited access to emails please do not CC me